What not to do when you meet a zombie

Don't say grrrrr they find that afensive
Don't run the think your being mean
Don't kill him hill just come back to life mad
Don't talk to fast or to slow they get agrvated
Don't talk to much they well go cyco and just kill you
Don't call the zombie names it hearts there fellings
Don't scream they get scared
Don't season youre hand they will druel
Don't have a staring contest they forget what there doing/ they well beat you
Don't steal there taco they well come back with friends and kill you
Don't make them sad thell just fowllow you untill there happy
Don't ame a gun at them they get scared and then spaz
Don't read a book for them they wont understand
Don't keep them hostage they will escape
Don't make them read the cant stand it and cant pernos the weards
Don't mess with the zombies when there eating or leave, just make friends
Don't sneek up on them or the will kill bill merey
Don't stell there girlfriend they get mad at you and wont be friends
Don't tern off the zombies toy they will breck yours
Don't play with guns with a zombie they will think it's real
Don't count they well try to count too and you dont want that
Don't watch Fready Coger with them they will think that there him
Don't call a zombie cris farrly they well just act vary dom then
Don't let them get drunk they already lost enough of there brain
Don't play a vido game that's about killing zombies with them they get emosanall
Don't try to speek a zombies langes the want it a secrreat
Don't creap up on them they well think youre a creaper
Don't play dress up with a zombie they well go on the dogs side
Don't teach them how to be humman they like how they are
Don't play tetress with a zombie they know how to blocks insanly well
Don't sewar at a zombie they well think youre bing realy nice to nice
Don't put a light over a zombies head they well think there Tomeis Edison
Don't make funny of hitler with out them, they want to join too
Don't swimm with a zombie they fall apart
Don't give them staroids they become the hulk
Don't give a zombie a candy cane they will think it's crimess and want a present
Don't write things in a battle they think there beening made fun of
Don't leave your door open they will think there invited
Don't make a zombie pay 9.99 for a pice of gum they think that out rages they want it 99.99
PS. Make shere to reamember theys rules just in case you meet up with a zombie you will know what to do. Also the writer has died making some of this becouse he didn't fallow all the rules, he made the zombie write some of this, and cheak it.//// To be countinued, by another person and spell cheak the zombies spelling and gramer erees.